May 2012
294 posts
Damn! That's What She Said!
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick Bristow:...
when someone says "to the left"..
sodamnrelatable:
I automatically start singing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”
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funkyjamdanceparty:
here’s a haiku about sunburn
the sun is satan ow ow ow ow ow ow oW i will stay inside
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jamiecullum:
Enjoy it! Jamie’s performance at...
there was this guy in high school, a really good friend. he was a senior, I was a junior. we got really close. we don’t talk anymore but occasionally he pops into my head. tonight was one of those nights. sometimes things happen, little things, that remind us of others. our first instinct (or at least mine) is to call them or text them and let them know we were thinking about them and miss...
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
freecocaine:
The pure fact that this doesn’t...
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I’m sorry that you seem to think that you’re better than me and that your life is more valuable than mine, but there is something seriously wrong with you when you refuse to help others, not just me. I cannot wait until you are out of my life completely and I never have to see you again.